It’s late
Quiet ( I assume “quiet” is the word I actually wanted to put in here ) update! Latest NSIE…
V : Lionel the Brussel Sprout Tamer.
Not So Impressive Entertainer V : Lionel the Brussel Sprout Tamer -
“Try as he might, Lionel never managed to coax his prize-winning sprouts to the same level of public accolade and frenetic energy that his previous “Cauliflower Review” attained. He died a broken, penniless, flatulant yet well-fed man.” – wonko
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Just a thought, i dont know about you, but when i upload an image onto the internet, i make sure i have my name and the copyright symbol on it (and the year etc). You dont want people stealing your great work! Cant wait to see more.
NSEI V [take 2]: Try as he might, Lionel never managed to coax his prize-winning sprouts to the same level of public accolade and frenetic energy that his previous “Cauliflower Review” attained. He died a broken, penniless, flatulant yet well-fed man.
NSEI V: Famed ’30s vegetable wrangler and marrow hunter Lionel could not be convinced of the untrainability of members of the Brassicaceae Family, and steadfastly held on to the belief that sprouts were the most intelligent and agile or all Cruciferae. The truth was, sadly, that however gifted the sprouts appeared, audiences simply refused to pay good money to see them perform when there was a perfectly entertaining rhubarb-based busker in the high street.
It fantastic.
No wonder kids dont eat their brussel sprouts.
AHHHHH HA HA HA HA!
He’s brilliant!
He’s going to change the way we think about training brussel sprouts!!