New NSIE today!
I had a lot of troubles with this guy, trying to decide if a huge moustache ( albiet a rather poncy one for such a muscular man ) was too impressive. However I decided that a man who’s skill in life is standing around with a silly moustache, really isn’t all that impressive. I can grow facial hair too buster! So I bring you NSIE VII : Captain Moustachio!
I also just realised a limitation of my border system. I’m not going to be able to fit : “VIII” So I’m going to have to widen it. I think the largest I’ll have to accommodate is LXXXVIII (88) So I’ve got to widen the roman numerals section considerably. Alternatively, I can widen it on demand …
“Keifer Von Lauebrau [aka Captain Moustachio] was once a 6 stone weakling until he decided to “bulk-up” via a course of anabolic steroids and diet consisting exclusively of pork. One side effect of his health regime was the odd re-distribution of body hair and extraordinary growth f nostril hairs, which he subsequently trained for his chosen career as a professional moustachier.
The “Audient incident” plunged him into obscurity when a curious audience member got too close when admiring the statuesque tilt of his moustache, only to trace it’s origins away from the upper lip to a place much less socially acceptable.
He retired from the carnival trade and now runs a string of hugely successful depilatory studios on the west side” – Biography by Wonko