Alpacas are Remarkable Creatures

So I thought I’d take a break from uni work tonight and finish off the latest NSIE. Say hello to the first *female* Not So Impressive Entertainer!

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NSIE VIII : Enid and her nearly talking alpaca

 

“Enid never understood the rapturous applause and wolf-whistles from a seemingly devoted audience, when she was the first to admit that she never actually ever managed to get her alpaca to speak actual words. She was shunned by her circle of female-impersonator friends when inadvertently outed one evening as a fellow wharfie workmate, with a belly full of beer and a yerning for a novelty burlesque act, unknowingly yelled “Ditch the Llama and get your gear off … Eric? Is that you??”.

The alpaca went on to successfully carve out a new career as a late night talk show host, proving that talking without saying anything will always draw an audience but a bloke in a dress is no less a bloke in a dress, regardless of the talents of the animals he choses to associate with” – Biography by Wonko

Hope you enjoy guys! I’ve actually had quite a few compliments on my little NSIE’s, so it’s good that people out there are enjoying them! The next one is in the works, and should be with us sometime soon! I’ll keep them coming as long as people keep wanting to see them!

In other news, Uni is getting a bit stressful, there’s a fair amount of work to get done, and I’m doing a fair amount of procrastination! But I’m sure I’ll get around to getting all the stuff done by the time it needs to be finished. Hope you’re all well, see those of you I see, soon.

– aA

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I'm a 28 year old Designer from Brisbane, Australia. I've got a keen interest in Motion Graphics, Illustration, and Game Design. View all posts by aA

3 responses to “Alpacas are Remarkable Creatures

  • wonko

    Enid, or as her wharfie mates called her “Eric”, had every right to dye his hair a light shade of jacaranda and to put on a set of false breasts, but it did not take away from the fact that he was still a bloke in a frock [alpaca or no]

  • Jules

    Alpacas are cool.

    Not as cool as sloths, though, but pretty high on the scale of coolness.

    Go Enid with her no neck, saggy boobs and ultra cool Alpaca!

  • wonko

    Enid never understood the rapturous applause and wolf-whistles from a seemingly devoted audience, when she was the first to admit that she never actually ever managed to get her alpaca to speak actual words. She was shunned by her circle of female-impersonator friends when inadvertently outed one evening as a fellow wharfie workmate, with a belly full of beer and a yerning for a novelty burlesque act, unknowingly yelled “Ditch the Llama and get your gear off … Eric? Is that you??”.

    The alpaca went on to successfully carve out a new career as a late night talk show host, proving that talking without saying anything will always draw an audience but a bloke in a dress is no less a bloke in a dress, regardless of the talents of the animals he choses to associate with.

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