The Entertainers are back. Run for the hills!

Quick post !

New Entertainer! I’ve decided I’ve got to keep myself busy, so I’ve now filled my timetable up with all sorts of things to do, so I should never be bored again! Here is the 14th Entertainer :

Not So Impressive Entertainer #14 : “Trixie, Stunt Vegan”.

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“To supplement her meager income from selling “animal rights” branded prophylactics door to door, Tracey developed a short-lived career in burlesque theater as “Trixie The Stunt-Vegan”. Her coeliac lesbian trans-gender partner Candida would blindfold her, and lead her over to the “lucky dip” full of assorted organic fruits, vegetables, cuts of meat and bakehouse goods. After a drum roll, Trixie would fearlessly take a dip and eat whatever she was lucky enough to draw from the pot.

In a double tragedy of food intolerance, Trixie discovered, all too late, a latent allergy to strawberries when one matinée performance she drew from the pot a wholemeal mixed-berry muffin. Candida, never having completed even basic resuscitation classes due to hormonal imbalances, incompetently tried to revive her via CPR, Heimlich and finally mouth-to-mouth. Sadly both perished in front of an appreciative audience who were unaware that this was not just part of the act.”

– aA

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About aA

I'm a 28 year old Designer from Brisbane, Australia. I've got a keen interest in Motion Graphics, Illustration, and Game Design. View all posts by aA

5 responses to “The Entertainers are back. Run for the hills!

  • a|A

    Not especially, I’ve got a few blogs I had to write up for uni – mainly focussed around a single projec though.

  • sports

    I was wondering, do you had any more blogs?

  • a|A

    Yeah, I just noticed the ‘stut’ typo.

  • Jules

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!

    When I first read it I thought it was “Trixie, Slut Vegan”. But that’s just my dirty dirty mind playing tricks on me.

    See, you can draw girls! Ooo.. I like the pretty colours. Psychadelic, man!

  • wonko

    To supplement her meager income from selling “animal rights” branded prophylactics door to door, Tracey developed a short-lived career in burlesque theater as “Trixie The Stunt-Vegan”. Her coeliac lesbian trans-gender partner Candida would blindfold her, and lead her over to the “lucky dip” full of assorted organic fruits, vegetables, cuts of meat and bakehouse goods. After a drum roll, Trixie would fearlessly take a dip and eat whatever she was lucky enough to draw from the pot.

    In a double tragedy of food intolerance, Trixie discovered, all too late, a latent allergy to strawberries when one matinée performance she drew from the pot a wholemeal mixed-berry muffin. Candida, never having completed even basic resuscitation classes due to hormonal imbalances, incompetently tried to revive her via CPR, Heimlich and finally mouth-to-mouth. Sadly both perished in front of an appreciative audience who were unaware that this was not just part of the act.

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