Quick post !
New Entertainer! I’ve decided I’ve got to keep myself busy, so I’ve now filled my timetable up with all sorts of things to do, so I should never be bored again! Here is the 14th Entertainer :
Not So Impressive Entertainer #14 : “Trixie, Stunt Vegan”.
“To supplement her meager income from selling “animal rights” branded prophylactics door to door, Tracey developed a short-lived career in burlesque theater as “Trixie The Stunt-Vegan”. Her coeliac lesbian trans-gender partner Candida would blindfold her, and lead her over to the “lucky dip” full of assorted organic fruits, vegetables, cuts of meat and bakehouse goods. After a drum roll, Trixie would fearlessly take a dip and eat whatever she was lucky enough to draw from the pot.
In a double tragedy of food intolerance, Trixie discovered, all too late, a latent allergy to strawberries when one matinée performance she drew from the pot a wholemeal mixed-berry muffin. Candida, never having completed even basic resuscitation classes due to hormonal imbalances, incompetently tried to revive her via CPR, Heimlich and finally mouth-to-mouth. Sadly both perished in front of an appreciative audience who were unaware that this was not just part of the act.”